Enemy Down

THE RE-RETURN

Look out for the re-return. I’m coming back with a whole new podcast. The New Enemy Down podcast will preview, with a short re-premiere podcast on Thursday May 21, 09.

Podcast #13: Storytime

Sorry we haven’t posted in a while, basic explanation is our podcast host disabled the account and it took about a month of emailing and paypal transferring to get it back. Sorry.

But we’re back! And this podcast is mostly whats been goin’ down… around. What really grinds my ears takes on Fergie, and you hear some improvised acoustic jamming I recorded.

Enjoy.

Podcast #12: Does Carlos Have AIDS!?!?1!23?1!

This podcast we have actual discussions on important topics such as an age limit for driving, the legalization of marijuana, and how often one breaks out the whip cream and rubs the scrub sauce out of one’s self. We play Have You Ever, have “Pwnage Dictionary with Konrad Dabrowski” and we play This Is Why I’m Hot (czaR`) and Oh Patz! (Sacrifice ft Fentoozler).

Around 24 mins in, there is discussion of Mr Coccameglio. Here are the pics discussed.

And of course, What Really Grinds My Ears returns with an attack on Rihanna.

Podcast 12 Teaser

Podcast 12 is hot fresh. Keep your eyes peeled cause this one’s comin’ atcha fasst.

Podcast #11: Return of teh Pwnage

Fuckin Right, the podcast is now uncensored… mainly cause I got too lazy to censor anymore, and because, the listeners deserve the truth behind the beeps.

This podcast we discuss Summer ‘07, the origin of the word FUCK, a bit of Vista, Mike’s brother finds a ridiculously oversized cock on a porn site, we interview CrazyChase [Chase] as well as have a new segment called ‘What Really Grinds My Ears’, and a demo of our latest pwnage song, “Yo Pce”.

Keep listening, there’s a bonus…

And don’t worry, you won’t have to wait that much longer for #12

ps. Join our Facebook group! : http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2361878125

Podcast 11 Teaser

Podcast 11 is coming soon. Watch Out.

Enemy Down Music Vol. 1 now on iTunes Europe

After checking out where out podcast listeners come from, I realized that the Enemy Down Music Vol. 1 album was only available to about a quarter of our fans (Canada and USA) because most of our listeners live in Europe and China. Although there is no iTunes China store, there is an iTunes Europe, and so, if you live in Europe, you can now purchase the Enemy Down Music Vol. 1 album on iTunes Europe! Go get it! Now! All you have to do is search “enemy down music” in your iTunes search bar (it’s under Various Artists)

Album (12 Songs): $9.99* or Each Song: $0.99*

*These are the prices in USD from the US iTunes Store. If you know how much the album / each song costs from iTunes Europe, please email me at podcast@c9cs.com

Podcast #10: Mountain Pissish and Memories

w00t! 10th podcast! To celebrate, we have a beatbox tourni, play PwnageBack (Fentoozler ft. czaR`)

Turns out czaR` won’t marry that chick, instead, Josh pisses green all over him… over a mountain?!?

If you’re new, download this podcast. It’s the perfect introduction to our clan. Spread the word. Outfat the world.

Online Store!

We’ve opened up an online store with cafepress.com. Check it out at shop.c9cs.com!

From “YOU ARE A SCRUB”, “my ping > yours”, and “got patz?” shirts and sweaters to a “pwn this” thong, we’ve got what you need!

Also I made a merch store of my own, with some funny clothing and whatnot. Baby’s clothing (the bib’s awsome ). Check it out at cafepress.com/just_vito! :) <3

Podcast #9: Carlos Masterbates In The Shower

We’ve got a new podcast intro, I quit my job, czaR`s “future wife” wants some time without him stalking her after he ruined lent by touching himself, and cloud is going to play CS irl.

We play 2 new songs: Mr. Cloud [Fentoozler|Vito] and This Is Why I’m Hot [czaR`|Carlos] (as well as Everyday (Remix) [Sacrifice|Konrad]

F**k Mino Dazzei.

Podcast #8: About F**kin’ Time

Someone gets expelled at tekk’s school for waxing some guys balls, and someone gets expelled for s**tting in a bottle. We attempt a moment of silence for Carlos’ computer. His mom calls Vito stupid after he cooks Africa. Best of all, Vito made a Konrad Soundboard (version 1.1) which you can find at konradsound.c9cs.com . Make prank calls with the soundboard, record it, and e-mail them to me and we’ll play it on the podcast! We play the “Till I Collapse” Remix and “Oh Patz!” again, as well as “Trippy #1″ from Vito’s trippy stoner album in progress, Trippy Musical Magic: The Beatbox Sessions, and we discuss new songs we’re working on.

Send us your CS songs or instrumentals of song you want us to pwn. We also need a new Enemy Down (c.9) Podcast opening. Send attached as mp3’s to badmonkey07@hotmail.com.

…iTunes.

New Haircut.. Patz.

Podcast #7: Cancerous Penis Shaft in Your Eye

On this podcast, we finish up last podcast’s to be continued, revealing the most annoying sound in the world. We also play The Way I Pwn (Fentoozler) and a remix to Can You Feel The Lag Tonight (Sacrifice/Fentoozler), do an interview with Cloud’s [now ex-]girlfriend to find out the c**k-slapping-revenge truth and also talk with Konrad. ..And I went in the middle for tick tack toe, so e-mail me your move (badmonkey07@hotmail.com).

Enemy Down Music Vol. 1 now on iTunes

Our debut album, Enemy Down Music Vol. 1 is now available for purchase on iTunes!

Since it’s under Various Artists, just search “enemy down music” in the iTunes store and look in the Albums section, or click here (link opens iTunes).

The UNCENSORED! album has your favorites on it.. No Scrubs, Drop the Awp, Skillz, Oh Patz!, Pwnageman, Tale of a Noob, The Way I Pwn, My Name Is, Can You Feel The Lag Tonight?, Till I Collapse, and Pwn That.

Album (12 Songs): $9.99 or Each Song: $0.99

2 CONTESTS!

Win a spot on a podcast!

Contest 1 : Win a Spot on Podcast #7! What was the first song played on the Enemy Down (c.9) Podcast? E-mail the answer to badmonkey07@hotmail.com to win!

Contest 2 : Channel Views! Take a print-screen of your channel views (enemydown.podbean.com - right side of page) If you’re viewer #1000 or #1111 or #1234 or #1337, or something cool you can win a spot on the next podcast! E-mail badmonkey07@hotmail.com

Podcast #6: Hello China!

Hey everyone, the podcast is now on iTunes, and the Enemy Down Music Vol. 1 album is coming out on iTunes soon!

In podcast 6 we find out that Vito wants to be famous in China, and answer the important question: is cloud a father? We play 2 songs, Till I Collapse (Vito/Konrad) and No Scrubs (Konrad) as well as some music from Vito/Mike’s Band F***S***. and wakeee’s band Amber Effect (www.purevolume.com/ambereffect)

Best of all on this podcast, we have a… CONTEST! Win a Spot on Podcast #7! What is the first song we played on the Enemy Down (c.9) Podcast? Send answers to badmonkey07@hotmail.com (clan members cannot win contest).

Podcast #5: Spludge on Face (SOF)

Ok, so this podcast is all about spludge (cum) on face… from cloud’s face to his girlfriend’s… Ahhh, sweet revenge. Vito gets one of czaR’s friends suspended and, we also have Tito vs. John B’s mom in this podcast and a crazy bus story (sorry I didnt draw the map, but it’s still understandable).

Two new songs include czaR’s “I <3 It" and Vito and Mike's "My Name Is" (Listen to My Name Is on headphones ) and you also get a little preview of Vito and Konrad's new song "Till I Collapse" and a preview of its remix!:|

Happy New Year!

Podcast #4: For All My Inuit Fans

PODCAST #4! Featuring Enemy Down (c.9)’s Fentoozler [Vito], xxtrabass [Mike], czaR` [Carlos], HowDoIShoot? [Mike] Sacrifice [Konrad], and Claudio [Cloud], with guest appearances by MC TTS, John B (aka. SCRUB of Podcast 3), Mike’s dad, and Evan (Carlos’ friend).

In this podcast, we find out that Carlos shaves his balls, and everyone decides to diss up c.9, from MC TTS, to John B, to Carlos’ friend Evan. Y’all be hatin’ cause we so famous!

We also play a few new songs; PWNAGEman (czaR`), Triple Pwnage (Sacrifice/Fentoozler/czaR`), Pwn That (Sacrifice/Fentoozler) and HowDoIShoot? [Mike] still insists no one’s listening

kthnxgg.

Visit our… Site - www.enemydown.clanservers.com Podcast - www.enemydown.podbean.com Forums - www.z11.invisionfree.com/Enemy__Down MySpace - www.myspace.com/enemydownc9

Add us on Skype (www.skype.com)… Fentoozler [Vito] - vito182 czaR` [Carlos] - czar15 Sacrifice [Konrad] - coolkonrad xxtrabass [Mike] - xxtrabass.

ps. sorry it took so long, I had exams / end of semester / full time work, thanks podcast people! <1337 er.. <3

Thank You For Listening To The Podcast

hey, podcast 3 has been pretty successful, so we just wanted to say thanks! ps. click the pic.

Podcast #3: Special Students Making Prank Calls

Co-hosted by czaR` [Carlos] and filled with prank calls, this podcast doesn’t stray too far from just the two of us, but is still funny as s**t. It also has 3 songs in it, Drop the Awp (Fentoozler ft. Sacrifice), Can You Feel the Lag Tonight? (Sacrifice ft. Fentoozler)! Annnd, a new by Fentoozler [Vito], “The Way I Pwn”. Did I mention it’s an hour long? kthnxgg.

here’s the picture I mention about hair comparison…

Podcast #2: The Squeaky Chair Swears

TWO songs and a premiere of a third, what more could you ask for? How about discussion with Konrad, Cloud, Mike, and (most importantly) the ever so provocative Squeaky Chair. =P

Podcast #1: Swollen Cks and Fking Konrad’s Dad

First podcast! We discuss a bunch of stuff from Cloud’s swollen penis to having sexual relations with Konrad’s dad… with whip cream. Enjoy!